Category Archives: The Zombie Apocalypse

Really, Really Bad

Today is Syttende Mai – the 17th of May, also known as Grunnlovsdagen (The Constitution Day) or Norwegian Constitution Day. I don’t live in Norway and none of my family comes from there, but I do live in Ballard and … Continue reading

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I Don’t Know and I Don’t Care

I’m in the middle of writing a piece that’s technically a book review, but the book in question was written several years ago and, in my opinion, has become a sort of neo-classic of its genre. So maybe it’s more … Continue reading

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Brain Crushes and Zombie Movies

There are different kinds of crushes. The most well-known kind of crush is the romantic/sexual crush, where you want to fall in love with and bang the shit out of someone because your hormones make them deliriously attractive to you. … Continue reading

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It’s a Beautiful Day for the Zombie Apocalypse

Everyone! I did it! I did my first 5K yesterday! It was hard and dusty and filthy and we were pursued by zombies, and today I hurt too bad to move very much! The weather was beautiful! I got a … Continue reading

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The Run Will Kill You

In three days and nine and a half hours, I’ll be taking my first steps towards the finish line of the Zombie 5K. I am…well, I’m basically shitting my pants here. I haven’t run any kind of distance since I … Continue reading

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Strategery

I had my second-to-last appointment for my ¾ sleeve last night. I’d take a photo, but the bulk of what was done is on my shoulder, and it’s that dragging, wide needle grouping stuff that hurts like a bad sunburn, … Continue reading

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The Beginning

Everyone on Facebook seemed to think it was a joke, but I am totally serious about the zombie apocalypse beginning in Florida: A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on … Continue reading

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STAY IN THE FUCKING HOUSE

Based on what people at work and on the Internet are saying, the worst character in The Walking Dead is Lori. No, I’m just kidding, the worst character in The Walking Dead is Carl, and if that kid can’t stay … Continue reading

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Leave the Farm, Save the World

It’s my belief that in addition to sick days, vacation days, and corporate holidays (if your boss isn’t a dick who makes you work, I mean), everyone should get four weather days to stay home from work. Two bad weather … Continue reading

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Nerds On Wheels

When season two of The Walking Dead premiered, we were kind of excited about Hell On Wheels, another AMC series about the building of the railroads in the West after the Civil War. Common was in it, and so was … Continue reading

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