Category Archives: The Zombie Apocalypse

Really, Really Bad

Today is Syttende Mai – the 17th of May, also known as Grunnlovsdagen (The Constitution Day) or Norwegian Constitution Day. I don’t live in Norway and none of my family comes from there, but I do live in Ballard and … Continue reading

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I Don’t Know and I Don’t Care

I’m in the middle of writing a piece that’s technically a book review, but the book in question was written several years ago and, in my opinion, has become a sort of neo-classic of its genre. So maybe it’s more … Continue reading

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Brain Crushes and Zombie Movies

There are different kinds of crushes. The most well-known kind of crush is the romantic/sexual crush, where you want to fall in love with and bang the shit out of someone because your hormones make them deliriously attractive to you. … Continue reading

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It’s a Beautiful Day for the Zombie Apocalypse

Everyone! I did it! I did my first 5K yesterday! It was hard and dusty and filthy and we were pursued by zombies, and today I hurt too bad to move very much! The weather was beautiful! I got a … Continue reading

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The Run Will Kill You

In three days and nine and a half hours, I’ll be taking my first steps towards the finish line of the Zombie 5K. I am…well, I’m basically shitting my pants here. I haven’t run any kind of distance since I … Continue reading

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Strategery

I had my second-to-last appointment for my ¾ sleeve last night. I’d take a photo, but the bulk of what was done is on my shoulder, and it’s that dragging, wide needle grouping stuff that hurts like a bad sunburn, … Continue reading

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The Beginning

Everyone on Facebook seemed to think it was a joke, but I am totally serious about the zombie apocalypse beginning in Florida: A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on … Continue reading

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