Category Archives: The Internet is My Boyfriend

Medium

Posted on October 30, 2016 by erineph

You know how I don’t write much here anymore, to the point where I honestly just struggled over whether to type “write” or “right,” and that’s something I’ve never done, not even when I was first learning how to put … Continue reading →

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Talking Shit, Tweeting Names

Posted on June 27, 2015 by erineph

Guys. I want to talk to you about Twitter. I want to talk to you about it because despite Twitter being around for 9 years and being a major news and media content generator, not to mention the source of … Continue reading →

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shut up

Posted on January 11, 2015 by erineph

As I mentioned before, I’m not writing much these days. I’m just tired, is all, and a little down in the dumps, and I can’t think of anything to say that doesn’t involve either food or taking the bus. I … Continue reading →

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Silence Will Fall

Posted on September 25, 2014 by erineph

I’m not really writing anymore. I mean, I am writing, I’m just not writing anything that gets posted here. Half of what I write for here gets deleted on purpose before I ever complete the editing process, and half of … Continue reading →

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Because If Anyone Knows a Word for Misery it’s the Germans

Posted on May 30, 2014 by erineph

All the things I want to write, and all I can think about is what to pack next. That’s the thing about moving, and about me in general. I tend to get very absorbed in projects, to the point where … Continue reading →

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Trigger Happy

Posted on May 20, 2014 by erineph

Recently over on Tumblr, I received a message from someone who asked why I didn’t post trigger warnings on certain posts. It was sent anonymously, of course. They weren’t being fully shitty, but they weren’t really asking me, either. They … Continue reading →

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I’d Shame the Kid But I Won’t

Posted on April 22, 2014 by erineph

Part of the benefit of living far away from your family is that you’re not required to spend hours at anyone’s house for holidays, or stay longer than you want to after dinner, or even use your only vacation days … Continue reading →

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What We Can Learn About Privacy

Posted on March 10, 2014 by erineph

I follow a porn star on Instagram. Not because I’m into porn – I mean, I’m not not into porn, I’m just not into it more than your average person, like, I don’t know a bunch of porn stars’ names … Continue reading →

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Sleeptweet

Posted on March 3, 2014 by erineph

Months and months and maybe even early last year ago, I posted something on Twitter about how I’d never taken Ambien but was interested in what would happen if I did, and by that I mean I’d “do” Ambien instead … Continue reading →

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Zipper Up, Phone Away

Posted on February 11, 2014 by erineph

In three days, Graham and I will have been together for seven years. Apologies to my high school sweetheart friends, but this seems like an incredible amount of time to me, and I’m both amazed that the time has gone … Continue reading →

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