Category Archives: Everyone Else Is An Idiot

Planning for Snowpocalypse

Posted on January 4, 2014 by erineph

It’s over 40 degrees and sunny in Seattle, which seems surreal since most of my Facebook feed is about the blizzard that’s supposed to hit St. Louis later today. Like every time a winter storm is predicted, the grocery stores … Continue reading →

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DINOSAUR DESCENDENTS

Posted on November 15, 2013 by erineph

Abbi sent me this link today and I liked it so much, I wanted to write about it. The title is “You Should Absolutely Not Get Backyard Chickens,” and while I first read that as an admonishment because I do … Continue reading →

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Marriage Isn’t For a Lot of People, Actually

Posted on November 4, 2013 by erineph

I started writing this entry last night, sometime after one person I know posted the link to Facebook and several hours before about twelve other people I know posted it, too. While I realize that most of the people who … Continue reading →

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Rachael Sacks is an Asshole (But Everyone Knows That)

Posted on October 18, 2013 by erineph

To begin, I know, okay? I know that Thought Catalog is a piece of garbage, and I know that its purpose is to serve as an aggregator of sorts for all kinds of self-involved writer program assholes whose experiencing in … Continue reading →

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Red October

Posted on October 11, 2013 by erineph

The Cardinals face the Dodgers in the NLCS tonight, which, if you’re not into baseball, means they’re playing for a chance to be in the World Series. I’m not really into baseball, but I grew up in a baseball family, … Continue reading →

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1913

Posted on October 1, 2013 by erineph

I have never cried at work. Never. In all my years at all my jobs with all of the assholes I’ve known, not once have I ever let someone make me cry. I’ve been upset, of course, and so angry … Continue reading →

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The Rules About Photos of Your Kids

Posted on September 23, 2013 by erineph

I’m at the age where many of the people I know have kids, and some of those people are old enough (or had their kids at a young enough age) to have teenagers, or kids who are about to be … Continue reading →

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Huddle. Us.

Posted on September 5, 2013 by erineph

The other day, Josh described Seattle drivers perfectly. He said that in normal cities, people tend to approach driving as a kind of stratagem. We have our Point A, we have our Point B, and we have a definite plan … Continue reading →

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Endgame

Posted on August 31, 2013 by erineph

There’s a woman at my work who’s been married three times. She’s only about eight years older than me, too, which means that if I want to catch up, in the time it would take me to graduate high school … Continue reading →

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Southern Fried Stupid

Posted on August 26, 2013 by erineph

I didn’t watch the VMAs last night. I didn’t watch them because I’m one of those assholes who doesn’t have TV, which of course means that I have a TV, it’s just that I only use it for Netflix and … Continue reading →

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