I’m Erin. I’m a barren woman, a former cat lady, and a Midwesterner-turned-Seattleite. I am an office drone, a music writer, and an erstwhile bartender. I am a cook in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen. Things I enjoy include but are not limited to zombies, libraries, burritos, Cthulhu, Kurt Vonnegut, perfumery, and wearing fat pants in the privacy of my own home.
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Doing some research for a piece I’m writing because I had a suspicion food allergies are bullshit, and lo and behold I came across your 2010 posting ‘Your Food Allergies Are Bullshit’. So it must be true! Thanks; you made me laugh, and since I’m still working past 10pm on a Sunday night, that wasn’t easy to do.