January 2021 M T W T F S S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Find You Something
I Am All Over This Internet
Tweet Hard
- @laurenthehough The old guy at the corner of my block has a bumper sticker that says “Seattle: I didn’t move here a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 58 minutes ago
- RT @andizeisler: Go, and I cannot stress this enough, fuck yourself twitter.com/morningmoneybe… 7 hours ago
- RT @abbycohenwl: Mitch McConnell on his deathbed: If only I coulda been a bigger jerkass fuckbitch 7 hours ago
Blogroll
The Voices in My Head
Categories
- Adventures in Bartending
- Art
- Bookish
- CSA-OK
- Everyone Else Is An Idiot
- I Eat
- I Hate
- I Heart
- I Just Can't
- Letters to My Younger Self
- Little Corner of Moron
- Nerd It Up
- OBCD
- Paychecks Are Important
- Photos
- Playlists
- Sads
- Seattle
- Stuff I Didn't Know Before
- The Bloggingest Week
- The Internet is My Boyfriend
- The Pop Life
- The Zombie Apocalypse
- Uncategorized
- Writing
- WTF
Archives
- October 2016
- September 2016
- August 2016
- March 2016
- February 2016
- January 2016
- September 2015
- August 2015
- July 2015
- June 2015
- May 2015
- January 2015
- December 2014
- November 2014
- October 2014
- September 2014
- August 2014
- July 2014
- June 2014
- May 2014
- April 2014
- March 2014
- February 2014
- January 2014
- December 2013
- November 2013
- October 2013
- September 2013
- August 2013
- July 2013
- June 2013
- May 2013
- April 2013
- March 2013
- February 2013
- January 2013
- December 2012
- November 2012
- October 2012
- September 2012
- August 2012
- July 2012
- June 2012
- May 2012
- April 2012
- March 2012
- February 2012
- January 2012
- December 2011
- November 2011
- October 2011
- September 2011
- August 2011
- July 2011
- June 2011
- May 2011
- April 2011
- March 2011
- February 2011
- January 2011
- December 2010
- November 2010
- October 2010
- September 2010
- August 2010
- July 2010
- June 2010
- May 2010
- April 2010
- March 2010
- February 2010
- January 2010
- December 2009
- November 2009
- October 2009
- September 2009
Meta
Don’t Steal From My Brain, Please
Search Results for: grandma airplane
Dating Mature Fat Chicks in Okinawa
“If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist? That was his first mistake. Well, the talking snake was his first mistake.” – Ricky Gervais I can’t be certain, but I think that leaving the Midwest has … Continue reading
Posted in I Eat, I Heart, Seattle
2 Comments
Bossy
I have my yearly work review this week. We’re supposed to have reviews every month, but my boss never really has her shit together on a regular basis and so prefers to haul people into conference rooms when they do … Continue reading
Posted in I Hate, I Just Can't, Paychecks Are Important
2 Comments
Now Hiring
Although the basic components of my job are actually very simple, lately, it’s been hard to manage them. Volume is up but we’re very short-staffed, and even when we’re fully staffed, the majority of people don’t really do much of … Continue reading
Posted in Everyone Else Is An Idiot, I Hate, Paychecks Are Important, Sads
2 Comments
I Should’ve Been a Falconer
Today was Grandma Airplane’s last day in the office. While everyone assumed she was completely unemployable, somehow an airline hired her and she’s not going to work with us anymore. I worked with Grandma Airplane for nearly two years. In … Continue reading
Posted in Everyone Else Is An Idiot, I Just Can't, Paychecks Are Important, WTF
Comments Off on I Should’ve Been a Falconer
A Woman of Action
Sometime Saturday morning, I sat on my couch and looked out the window and thought about how happy I was. I know you don’t hear that from me very often, but you should know that it’s not because I’m never … Continue reading
I Don’t Appreciate Your Ruse, Ma’am
Grandma Airplane is starting some shit. I’d already told management that she got combative or overly emotional any time she was confronted with a problem. I said this a year ago and instead of listening, the people I was talking … Continue reading
The Dumbass Majority
A psychic once told my mom that I would be married three times. She told my mom this while I was married the first (and only) time. When she called to tell me about it, I already knew that I … Continue reading
Posted in Everyone Else Is An Idiot, I Hate, I Just Can't, Paychecks Are Important
Comments Off on The Dumbass Majority
If I Wanted to Hear You Talk Shit I Would Have Asked Your Ass
I don’t engage in political discussions at work. That’s what the Internet is for. I get my news here, I read analysis of the news here, and I share it here because I do have opinions about politics (it would … Continue reading
GET READY, MOTHERFUCKERS
When the local news starts predicting a winter storm in the most dire way possible – calling it “historical” and with “heavy destruction” sure to occur – and basically gives the public only one piece of advice, which is to … Continue reading
Posted in Paychecks Are Important
Comments Off on GET READY, MOTHERFUCKERS
Jury Prize
I have jury duty on Monday. Because I no longer make it a habit to move across the country once every year or so and I also pay taxes/am registered to vote/show up on time to things, I get called … Continue reading