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Dating Mature Fat Chicks in Okinawa

“If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist? That was his first mistake. Well, the talking snake was his first mistake.” –          Ricky Gervais I can’t be certain, but I think that leaving the Midwest has … Continue reading

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Bossy

I have my yearly work review this week. We’re supposed to have reviews every month, but my boss never really has her shit together on a regular basis and so prefers to haul people into conference rooms when they do … Continue reading

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Now Hiring

Although the basic components of my job are actually very simple, lately, it’s been hard to manage them. Volume is up but we’re very short-staffed, and even when we’re fully staffed, the majority of people don’t really do much of … Continue reading

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I Should’ve Been a Falconer

Today was Grandma Airplane’s last day in the office. While everyone assumed she was completely unemployable, somehow an airline hired her and she’s not going to work with us anymore. I worked with Grandma Airplane for nearly two years. In … Continue reading

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A Woman of Action

Sometime Saturday morning, I sat on my couch and looked out the window and thought about how happy I was. I know you don’t hear that from me very often, but you should know that it’s not because I’m never … Continue reading

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I Don’t Appreciate Your Ruse, Ma’am

Grandma Airplane is starting some shit. I’d already told management that she got combative or overly emotional any time she was confronted with a problem. I said this a year ago and instead of listening, the people I was talking … Continue reading

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The Dumbass Majority

A psychic once told my mom that I would be married three times. She told my mom this while I was married the first (and only) time. When she called to tell me about it, I already knew that I … Continue reading

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If I Wanted to Hear You Talk Shit I Would Have Asked Your Ass

I don’t engage in political discussions at work. That’s what the Internet is for. I get my news here, I read analysis of the news here, and I share it here because I do have opinions about politics (it would … Continue reading

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GET READY, MOTHERFUCKERS

When the local news starts predicting a winter storm in the most dire way possible – calling it “historical” and with “heavy destruction” sure to occur – and basically gives the public only one piece of advice, which is to … Continue reading

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Jury Prize

I have jury duty on Monday.  Because I no longer make it a habit to move across the country once every year or so and I also pay taxes/am registered to vote/show up on time to things, I get called … Continue reading

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