Monthly Archives: June 2014

I Don’t Care About Your Dick

Posted on June 28, 2014 by

Here’s the thing about unsolicited dick pics: (Oh, I’ve got buckets of Goldblum reaction photos, so just try me. At least three other candidates for disgust, this one just happened to have the right amount of “really?” in it.) I … Continue reading →

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Where the Livin’ Is Easy Enough

Posted on June 24, 2014 by

I got my first sunburn of the year this weekend. Probably my first one since last year’s, and last year’s was the first one since the year before that. What I’m saying is that I hardly ever get sunburned, but … Continue reading →

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The Last Time I Get to Write About Moving

Posted on June 21, 2014 by

I can hear you all clapping, by the way. As I mentioned the other day, we’re all moved into our new place. The furniture has been assembled, all of the boxes have been unpacked, and the only thing left to … Continue reading →

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The Betterest

Posted on June 16, 2014 by

For reasons I can’t explain (partially because I am not a programmer or scam artist?), I receive an influx of SPAM comments whenever I don’t write for several days in a row. This means that even though I’m not writing, … Continue reading →

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What the Demon in Your Childhood Home Says About You

Posted on June 9, 2014 by

When I was a kid, we moved from the house I’d been born in (except nobody is actually born in homes anymore, but you know what I mean…from the time I was about three days old until many years later, … Continue reading →

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Not Dead, But Not Completely Alive, Either

Posted on June 7, 2014 by

My Saturday morning routine involves a pot of coffee, lots of Internetery, and waiting for Graham to wake up so I can start moving around the house and making noise. I’m currently waiting, which is difficult because all I want … Continue reading →

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The Bro-ening of Fremont

Posted on June 1, 2014 by

Every time I worry about the comparative sleepiness of our new neighborhood in Ballard, I force myself to remember a few things: 1. While our place is located in a sleepy-ish area, we’re not that far away from the main … Continue reading →

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