Monthly Archives: May 2014

Because If Anyone Knows a Word for Misery it’s the Germans

Posted on May 30, 2014 by erineph

All the things I want to write, and all I can think about is what to pack next. That’s the thing about moving, and about me in general. I tend to get very absorbed in projects, to the point where … Continue reading →

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Like, Nathaniel P.?

Posted on May 27, 2014 by erineph

My car is a Japanese-designed, 2007 model that for some fucking reason, has no USB or AUX input on the dash for my phone. So if I want to listen to something that’s not CDs or the radio, I either … Continue reading →

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The Life We Packed

Posted on May 25, 2014 by erineph

If you walked into my house right now, you’d notice a few things. Namely, the smell of cardboard, the sound of a tape gun, and the way The Cat’s face expresses supreme displeasure over having his house (his house!) upended … Continue reading →

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What You Can Do

Posted on May 24, 2014 by erineph

Welp, an allegedly mentally ill MRA groupie went and shot up a bunch of women last night because none of them would fuck him. I can’t post his manifesto video here because it makes me nauseous, but for a list … Continue reading →

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Trigger Happy

Posted on May 20, 2014 by erineph

Recently over on Tumblr, I received a message from someone who asked why I didn’t post trigger warnings on certain posts. It was sent anonymously, of course. They weren’t being fully shitty, but they weren’t really asking me, either. They … Continue reading →

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The Attack of Garbage Mouth, Part 2

Posted on May 18, 2014 by erineph

I realized that it’s been a few days since I last posted anything here, but I hadn’t noticed before because I CAN EAT SOLID FOOD AGAIN and that’s all I really care about. It’s not a big deal to some … Continue reading →

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You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth?

Posted on May 14, 2014 by erineph

I’ve got a dirty mouth. But not the way you think. Yes, I love swearing and do it pretty much all the time, with the exception of when I know I’m around children or the elderly. Some people would consider … Continue reading →

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Steady Now, Old Girl

Posted on May 13, 2014 by erineph

Some days, I miss St. Louis. It’s usually when I get a craving for a sandwich or a bar that sells a bucket of ice-cold longnecks for $10 at happy hour. Other times, though, like when my friends back home … Continue reading →

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Ain’t One

Posted on May 12, 2014 by erineph

So Solange went crazy on Jay-Z in an elevator after an event where people with a ton of money and power had access to a ton of intoxicating substances and the Internet has gone apeshit. The Atlantic gives a weirdly … Continue reading →

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To Love an Appliance

Posted on May 11, 2014 by erineph

Now that our lease is signed and there’s a date on the move, I’ve begun gearing up for exactly how all of this works. I’ve already hired movers for the actual date, but everything that comes before that – from … Continue reading →

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