Monthly Archives: November 2013


I’m ate a Frankensandwich just now. I made it almost 45 minutes ago, but it had to spend some time sitting under the weight of a couple of Thanksgiving leftover containers in the possibly vain effort to squish the sandwich … Continue reading

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It’s Thanksgiving and I work for a grocery company, so what do I do on my day off after a week of being screamed at by people who are 40+ and still working in grocery store check stands? Why, I … Continue reading

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The Ugly Baby Fan Club

A friend sent me a photo of an ugly kid the other day. It’s a kid um…owned? by someone we both know (although aren’t necessarily friends with), although I won’t say who, nor will I say who sent me the … Continue reading

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The Bitter End

Tomorrow I will wake up at 5:30am in order to go to work. On a Sunday. Zero traffic and a more relaxed atmosphere in mind, I don’t think I’ll ever get used to working on Sundays, but as it stands, … Continue reading

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Minus Gross, Plus Sleep

This new Fitbit thing not only tracks activity and calories burned from that activity, it also tracks my sleep. Before turning out the lights at night, I tap it until two lights come on, which is the device’s way of … Continue reading

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Although Facebook provides me with the daily opportunity to be disappointed in people I know for their various personal, political, and sometimes religious (usually the type that affects the political) choices, every now and then it makes me smile at … Continue reading

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Being Friends With Old People

I’ve mentioned before about my neighbors, and about how I once made cursory attempts to befriend them but gave up because I find it weird when people either ignore me completely or seem kind of cool at first and then … Continue reading

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Remains Untaken

I’m in the middle of a 5-day vacation and things are going okay. Hahahaha, just kidding, things are going WONDERFULLY because I don’t have to get up and go to fucking work until Tuesday! It’s not that I hate my … Continue reading

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Abbi sent me this link today and I liked it so much, I wanted to write about it. The title is “You Should Absolutely Not Get Backyard Chickens,” and while I first read that as an admonishment because I do … Continue reading

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Piroshky Wishes and Ferry Dreams

My 5-day vacation started 2 hours ago and I still can’t believe it’s happened. Aside from buying a new mattress and going to IKEA tomorrow, I have no idea how I’m going to fill up the time and it. Feels. … Continue reading

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