The next thing I post will be password-protected. Just that one thing, and just because there are maybe two people in the world that I’d rather didn’t read it.

If you’re not one of those two people (and I very much doubt that you are), please e-mail me or comment that you’d like the password. Just be sure to leave a legit e-mail address on the comment form.

If you don’t give a shit about reading it, I don’t really blame you. I’ll write about farts or whatever next time.