I do not like David Foster Wallace.
Fred Armisen is not funny.
I don’t even care about when businesses have a separate compostables bin.
ADHD is mostly not even real.
I have never felt sorry for Morrissey.
Most of Oprah’s Favorite Things are kind of dumb (popcorn tins, are you fucking kidding me, richest woman in the world?).
Nutella is still not as good as peanut butter.
Hot pizza is better than cold pizza.
Chanel No. 5 smells terrible.
I think McDonald’s is okay some of the time, like when you’re on your period and want some fries.
Speaking of McDonald’s, I have never had a Big Mac (not really an opinion but I’m still in the minority).