I do not like David Foster Wallace.
Fred Armisen is not funny.
I don’t even care about when businesses have a separate compostables bin.
ADHD is mostly not even real.
I have never felt sorry for Morrissey.
Most of Oprah’s Favorite Things are kind of dumb (popcorn tins, are you fucking kidding me, richest woman in the world?).
Nutella is still not as good as peanut butter.
Hot pizza is better than cold pizza.
Chanel No. 5 smells terrible.
I think McDonald’s is okay some of the time, like when you’re on your period and want some fries.
Speaking of McDonald’s, I have never had a Big Mac (not really an opinion but I’m still in the minority).
Ephemera Etc. 
I’ve never had a Big Mac either.
And when it came out that Fred Armisen and Elisabeth Moss were getting married I thought there was something out of balance in the universe. We were just talking about him today and Mike said, “Even Darrell Hammond is saying, ‘It’s time to retire, dude. Give it up.'”
He just seems like one of those aggressively lazy hipsters who has insufferable dinner parties where he explains his record collection and stares at you. And that’s not including anything I’ve seen on Portlandia.
I agree with you on almost all points. I honestly think there is only a handful of people who have come out of Saturday night live that I think are truly funny.