Monthly Archives: December 2012


I started my new job this week, and although it’s only been three days, it seems like the kind of place where I can do well and get along with my coworkers. It helps that I’m the youngest person there … Continue reading

Posted in I Heart, Paychecks Are Important, Stuff I Didn't Know Before

Welcome to the Fartz

Ever since the No New Books Resolution of 2010, I haven’t re-started writing down the books I read each year. I used to do it every year, but I guess I forgot about it in 2011 and doing it again … Continue reading

Posted in Bookish, I Eat, The Pop Life

Dating Mature Fat Chicks in Okinawa

“If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist? That was his first mistake. Well, the talking snake was his first mistake.” –          Ricky Gervais I can’t be certain, but I think that leaving the Midwest has … Continue reading

Posted in I Eat, I Heart, Seattle | 2 Comments


But on the other hand, thanks to this gift from my sister, I win Christmas and everyone else can just go home.

Posted in I Heart

Cooking the Playlist

I finally found the McDonald’s in my neighborhood. Well, my neighborhood-ish, and I want to point out that I wasn’t looking for it in the first place. I was on the bus to Golden Gardens (because I didn’t yet know … Continue reading

Posted in I Eat, Playlists, The Pop Life

Gone Solsticing

The world is supposed to end in less than a week and frankly, I’m not all that upset about it. In addition to my documented desire to never live through the apocalypse, if the world ends on December 21st (and … Continue reading

Posted in Bookish, Seattle, The Internet is My Boyfriend, The Pop Life, Writing | 3 Comments

Bang Bang

The day of the shooting spree in Newtown, Connecticut, I defriended a few people from my Facebook profile. They were all people I’ve known since grade school but never speak to in real life, and while their occasional hunting photos … Continue reading

Posted in I Just Can't, WTF | 1 Comment