Monthly Archives: August 2012

Without Condition

Posted on August 28, 2012 by erineph

“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we’ve got acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor … Continue reading →

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Back For Good

Posted on August 26, 2012 by erineph

It’s a widely known fact that, given access to a time machine, everyone’s first responsibility is to go back in time and kill Hitler. Obviously it’s scary and yes it will change the course of history in ways we can’t … Continue reading →

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Nevermind

Posted on August 25, 2012 by erineph

After a week of shaky knees and pissed off shins, I’m finally able to run again today! I used to look at the treadmill with a resigned disdain, like something that had to be done because if I ignored it … Continue reading →

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Hee Haw

Posted on August 21, 2012 by erineph

When I explain to people that I’m a registered Independent but almost always vote Democrat, one of the most common responses I get is that no party is perfect, and all politicians lie, and toeing just one party line is … Continue reading →

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It’s a Beautiful Day for the Zombie Apocalypse

Posted on August 19, 2012 by erineph

Everyone! I did it! I did my first 5K yesterday! It was hard and dusty and filthy and we were pursued by zombies, and today I hurt too bad to move very much! The weather was beautiful! I got a … Continue reading →

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Tits Ahoy

Posted on August 15, 2012 by erineph

This is what I wore to work today. You can’t see the bottom but it’s jeans, and the top is some loose tank top thing with another tank top underneath. You know, because of decency. I’ve worn this shirt combination … Continue reading →

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The Run Will Kill You

Posted on August 14, 2012 by erineph

In three days and nine and a half hours, I’ll be taking my first steps towards the finish line of the Zombie 5K. I am…well, I’m basically shitting my pants here. I haven’t run any kind of distance since I … Continue reading →

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Sorry I’m Like This

Posted on August 12, 2012 by erineph

I went to the mall yesterday. I try to never go to the mall, not out of some militant anti-capitalist protest but because I really fucking hate the mall. Unfortunately, it’s the best source for decent bras and reasonably-priced jeans, … Continue reading →

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Mohawk Truth

Posted on August 11, 2012 by erineph

Graham and I were introduced by someone who was, at the time, a mutual friend. Other than that person, we didn’t have any friends in common, at least, not that we knew of. We eventually learned that Stephanie knew Courtney … Continue reading →

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Vegans Off the Bridge

Posted on August 7, 2012 by erineph

Someone hung a banner from the South Kingshighway railway bridge. It’s spray painted on a bedsheet so it looks like shit when it’s up, which is infrequently because trains, weather, and oh yeah it’s a fucking bedsheet usually leave it … Continue reading →

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