Monthly Archives: April 2012

Moneytits

Posted on April 30, 2012 by erineph

New rule of the Internet, everybody! If you’re over 18, employed, childless, not in school, and living with your parents, then you are not allowed to complain about money on Facebook. Especially if you’re posting photos of your new tattoo, … Continue reading →

Posted in Everyone Else Is An Idiot, I Just Can't, Paychecks Are Important | 2 Comments

Shotguns, Booze, and Cats With Opposable Thumbs

Posted on April 28, 2012 by erineph

Have you ever been at the liquor store, checked the time, and thought “whoa, I better hurry up buying this booze or I’ll miss my deadline!” No? Really? Okay, so it’s just me and Hemingway, then. Smaller companion pieces cause … Continue reading →

Posted in Writing | 3 Comments

It’s Okay If You Don’t Like Dick

Posted on April 25, 2012 by erineph

If you’ve been reading this for any considerable length of time, you’ll know that while I typically don’t make or post New Year’s resolutions, one year – and I can’t even remember what year it was, though possibly it was … Continue reading →

Posted in Bookish, I Just Can't, Letters to My Younger Self, Stuff I Didn't Know Before | 5 Comments

Pod People

Posted on April 23, 2012 by erineph

See what had happened was, I promised not to blog about my cat anymore and then I did nothing all weekend but take care of my cat. Only once did I change into real clothes, and then as soon as … Continue reading →

Posted in Nerd It Up, Paychecks Are Important, The Internet is My Boyfriend, The Pop Life | 2 Comments

Toof Hurty

Posted on April 20, 2012 by erineph

The Cat is home after today’s oral surgery. The mouth thing that later became a broken tooth was diagnosed as a traumatically-avulsed canine, which I find weird because I don’t think we should be referring to cat teeth as canines. … Continue reading →

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Superior Fangs

Posted on April 18, 2012 by erineph

UPDATE ON THE CAT: While The Cat was not choking or having a seizure and eventually began behaving normally in the mouth area, it turns out that he did injure himself on a tiny piece of chicken with no bones … Continue reading →

Posted in I Just Can't, Paychecks Are Important, The Internet is My Boyfriend, The Pop Life | 3 Comments

Hail Mary

Posted on April 16, 2012 by erineph

Like PointFest did sometime in the early 2000’s, Coachella has become too big for itself and started to require more than one festival per year. The main festival (the real one, because I’m old and grumpy like that) happens in … Continue reading →

Posted in Stuff I Didn't Know Before, The Pop Life, WTF | 1 Comment

Masochism is Okay As Long As Someone Takes Off Their Pants

Posted on April 15, 2012 by erineph

No fewer than eight of my Facebook friends ran in the St. Louis marathon today. Eight. And I’m not one of the people with a thousand friends, either. One twenty-eighth of the people with whom I am considerably familiar on … Continue reading →

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Cat Hazard

Posted on April 14, 2012 by erineph

We wanted to have a barbeque tomorrow to celebrate the removal of years-old layers of dead leaves, sweet gum balls, and general organic garbage that covered our backyard until a few weeks ago. Okay, I love this house and we … Continue reading →

Posted in I Just Can't, Nerd It Up | 2 Comments

Attempting the Leap

Posted on April 13, 2012 by erineph

When Graham and I started dating, he lived in a place with Luke and Courtney. Dating someone with roommates has always been a tough situation for me. Even when I try to be liked, I usually walk into a situation … Continue reading →

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