I don’t normally post video blogs (vlogs? go fuck yourself), but I have a show to review tonight and if it doesn’t go well, I’ve promised myself to take Angelica for a fancy cocktail at the Royale since she agreed to be my plus 1.
As a general rule, don’t ever do any of this in a bar. My fellow bartender friend Joe posted this on Facebook earlier. I watched the whole thing, shared it on my feed, and watched it again because everything about it is true and makes me insane.