Monthly Archives: March 2012

Never Tell Me the Odds

Posted on March 30, 2012 by erineph

$640 million. I mean, what the fuck. How is that even possible. How is it possible that in this time when we know all about statistics and our infinitesimal odds, and in this economy where a lot of people don’t … Continue reading →

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Karate Dolphin

Posted on March 29, 2012 by erineph

Jake yelled at me last night for not writing enough this week to occupy him while he’s traveling. Which is valid. I still get irritated at people for not updating their blogs. I understand getting busy for a couple of … Continue reading →

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What’s Good Here?

Posted on March 27, 2012 by erineph

I don’t normally post video blogs (vlogs? go fuck yourself), but I have a show to review tonight and if it doesn’t go well, I’ve promised myself to take Angelica for a fancy cocktail at the Royale since she agreed … Continue reading →

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I Lost My Boyfriend to Heavy Metal

Posted on March 26, 2012 by erineph

Graham and I don’t get to hang out together very often, what with his work schedule and my need to be asleep sometime before 2am. Because of this, we try to make the most of the time we do have … Continue reading →

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The Hotter the Intensity

Posted on March 24, 2012 by erineph

I went to bed at 2am last night. 2am! That’s way later than I normally go to bed on a Friday night, and I didn’t even need a pot of coffee to keep me up! That’s what drunkblogging a movie … Continue reading →

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You Can Be My Wingman Any Time

Posted on March 23, 2012 by erineph

It was either David Sedaris or Daniel Drennan who wrote that they couldn’t stand when people talked about how stressed out they were, because a) everyone is and b) if you’re really so stressed out, then how do you have … Continue reading →

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STAY IN THE FUCKING HOUSE

Posted on March 21, 2012 by erineph

Based on what people at work and on the Internet are saying, the worst character in The Walking Dead is Lori. No, I’m just kidding, the worst character in The Walking Dead is Carl, and if that kid can’t stay … Continue reading →

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The Possum King

Posted on March 19, 2012 by erineph

Graham has been saying for years now that Izzy is half-cat, half-possum. Which may be true. I got Izzy when he was a kitten – actually, I didn’t “get” him, my sister called me one night to tell me that … Continue reading →

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The Death of Stickerbot

Posted on March 17, 2012 by erineph

It should come as a surprise/relevant concern to no one that my laptop – aka Stickerbot 2000, aka Grandpa Murderhorn, aka The Machine That Has Died A Thousand Deaths – has finally kicked the bucket. I was Internetting this morning … Continue reading →

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Bitch Stole My Yogurt

Posted on March 16, 2012 by erineph

I said yesterday that I probably wouldn’t write today. I had to get off work, go grocery shopping, take a shower, and get ready – ie, consume massive quantities of caffeine – for the show tonight. I really wasn’t planning … Continue reading →

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