Monthly Archives: October 2011

Who?

I’m reviewing the Mike Doughty show tonight. I haven’t reviewed or submitted anything to KDHX for about a month now, which only contributed to my already significant guilt over not contributing anything to that workshop. I tend to write more … Continue reading

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Probably Kind Of Ugly

A couple of weekends ago, Graham and I went to my nephew’s soccer game. I’ve been to almost all of them so far, both because I remember what it was like to have my family at my games when I … Continue reading

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Vitamin H

The other night, I made the mistake of watching a show about zombies on the History Channel. I thought it was about the origin of the zombie myth in Africa and Haiti and it’s evolution to the stuff of which … Continue reading

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Eat Something, You Waify Bastard

Graham and I were driving around the other day when he grumbled, “Man, I hate hipsters.” This wasn’t because of any conversation we’d been having or any recent hipster-related incident. Maybe he’d just seen one ambling up the street and … Continue reading

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Vivaldi Money I Made

We’re going on a hayride tonight. A haunted hayride. I don’t normally participate in hayrides (even the haunted kind) because of the following: 1. They are out in the middle of nowhere. 2. It takes a long time to drive … Continue reading

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Never Not Funny

Below is a short, in-no-way-comprehensive list of things that are Never Not Funny. While that designation should be fairly explanatory, you should know that in my head, Never Not Funny means that I can think about any of these things … Continue reading

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Corgis Wrecked the Internet

Yesterday, an otherwise decent blogger asked a few questions of his followers: do animals feel emotional pain when they are spayed/neutered, or, when the offspring they produce when they are not spayed or neutered are taken away from them? He … Continue reading

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The Best Blow-Jay Never

Did you know that there are a lot of people who don’t give blowjobs? At all? Yeah. I didn’t learn this until recently and I can’t claim to be an expert on everyone, but apparently a significant number of people … Continue reading

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HOLY SHIT IT’S CARL

In case you are a fool and don’t know anything about anything, season 2 of The Walking Dead premiered last night. Last season, everyone went to Ian and Shannon’s on Sunday nights to drink and watch the show. This year, … Continue reading

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I’m Not Proud But It Happened

I feel like I should tell you that I watched Sex and the City 2 yesterday. You know, for reasons. They’re not good reasons by any stretch, but they are still reasons. 1. I managed to get Graham to go … Continue reading

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