Monthly Archives: April 2011

Carnival of Rage and Frustration

Posted on April 30, 2011 by

In case you live in St. Louis and were wondering, the Carnival of Rage and Frustration is the Starbucks on Chippewa and Lansdowne. I had some time to kill before I got my hurr cut and, because I was in … Continue reading →

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Rawr

Posted on April 28, 2011 by

Because I felt like being a good person doing something constructive with my time that did not involve posting bullshit about Val Kilmer, I volunteered as a Web writer for KDHX. I went to the orientation, gave someone my Top … Continue reading →

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Sorry About Your Irony

Posted on April 27, 2011 by

At least I brought an umbrella today. That’s the only thing I can think of. That at least I looked outside this morning and thought it was just hazy and gray enough to bring an umbrella to work. And hey, … Continue reading →

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Japaneasy

Posted on April 23, 2011 by

(This entry has nothing to do with Japan, I’m just making a second effort to watch Enter the Void at the moment. Christ, I don’t even think I would have liked this back when I was getting high.) Whenever I … Continue reading →

Posted in Letters to My Younger Self, The Pop Life

Before There Was Shame

Posted on April 22, 2011 by

There’s something I want to show you. I want to introduce it first, though, because it is admittedly strange, stupid, and possibly attractive of the attention of some really hard-up pedophiles. Katie has been my best friend since kindergarten. She’s … Continue reading →

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Very Good, You Want a Cookie?

Posted on April 21, 2011 by

As it turns out, I did not die in a tornado.  I also didn’t go down to the basement, because I looked at the cats and decided that I couldn’t possibly take them both down there again, both because they’re … Continue reading →

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A Few Things Before I Die

Posted on April 19, 2011 by

So…did you know that if you’re in St. Louis, you’re supposed to die from a tornado tonight?  There have been warnings all over the place since this morning, with the entire storm system not supposed to leave the news station’s … Continue reading →

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What? I Farmed.

Posted on April 18, 2011 by

Have you ever heard a pig scream?  I have.  They’re loud.  Like, really loud.  Nerve-rattling loud.  Teeth-aching loud.  They sound like the most terrified person in the world, and that’s just when they’re being castrated. O hai, I went to … Continue reading →

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There Will Be Cud

Posted on April 17, 2011 by

I’m going to a farm today.  Despite the fact that I live in the Midwest and have the type of shoulders that could carry water to an entire Russian village, I have never actually been on a farm.  I’ve certainly … Continue reading →

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The Potato Manifesto

Posted on April 16, 2011 by

If today you’re feeling down or maybe not so attractive, I suggest going to the grocery store.  I just came back from there and boy, do I feel like less of a huge fatass. I’m going to be straight with … Continue reading →

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