Daily Archives: December 1, 2010

A Lumina of Solid Gold

Dear Punks Who Tried To Break Into My Car, First of all, are you fucking retarded or something?  I drive a 1997 Chevy Lumina with a perpetually low back tire, the onset of rust, and massive hail damage.  What the … Continue reading

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