Monthly Archives: October 2010

The Internet Is A Creature

Whenever I think about the Internet, I feel really grateful that it wasn’t around when I was 13.  I mean, it existed, but not in its current state. Note to any kids who might be reading this, even though my … Continue reading

Posted in Letters to My Younger Self, Nerd It Up, The Pop Life, WTF | 4 Comments

Bullets Over the South Side

Graham and Ian are competing in ALIVE Magazine’s Top Chef St. Louis thing on Sunday, and I think you should all show up and hang out.  Provided you vote for them, of course, which you totally will because we brainstormed … Continue reading

Posted in Everyone Else Is An Idiot, I Eat, Paychecks Are Important | 1 Comment

Gorgeous Anyway

Current favorite hipster band name: Passive Aggressive Grammar Police Continue reading

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The First Drunkest Weekend in October

Everything in my life right now is about people getting married. Clearly, this requires alcohol. Continue reading

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Anti Brunch

Coffee plus bacon plus shut the fuck up kids and old people is not the hardest equation in the world. SOLVE IT, EVERYONE. Continue reading

Posted in I Eat, I Hate, I Heart

Woobs At Work

My fucking job. Continue reading

Posted in Everyone Else Is An Idiot, Paychecks Are Important, WTF


Weddings make me nauseous. Except for the free booze and free cake. Those can stay. Continue reading

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