Monthly Archives: February 2010

The Bloggingest Week 1: Get The Fuck Out Of My Car!

(The Bloggingest Week is a week where I have mental diarrhea I’ve got way too much to say and/or I found a ton of cool stuff on the Internets and have to share it every single day. You’ve been warned.) … Continue reading

Posted in I Heart

Itchy Trigger Playlister

Fifth straight day of sunshine in St. Louis.  For my New York friends riding out another snowstorm, here’s what I’d play during an overcast Sunday afternoon if I owned a used bookstore: 1.  Heart Attack and Vine – Tom Waits … Continue reading

Posted in Playlists, The Pop Life

The Other

Some people say that they get hit on more when they’re part of a couple.  I don’t get this at all.  It seems like when I’m in a couple, I give off some very strong “I am about as interested … Continue reading

Posted in WTF

Curling the Cube

On Saturday night, I walked into work to see every grown man there screaming at the TVs.  They were watching women’s curling on the Olympics.  And I mean they were screaming. Among their high decibel observations: “I’ll tell you, that … Continue reading

Posted in Adventures in Bartending, Nerd It Up

A Place to Keep My Expired Passport

Friday night, I started thinking about vacations, and how long it’s been since I’ve been on one (erhm, 2004).  The thing that always kept me from going on vacations was money.  I’m not the kind of person who can get … Continue reading

Posted in Nerd It Up

Look At This Morose Motherfucker Right Here

…Looks like someone shit in her cereal.  At the prom. If you think I can scowl now, check out what I could do as a teenager.  I wasn’t even trying to ruin this picture (that I remember). Also, ah, the … Continue reading

Posted in I Heart, Letters to My Younger Self, Photos

Burn Bars Burn

Let me clarify up front – my current employment has nothing to do with what I’m about to write.  I’m not toeing the party line here, and no one has paid me to have this opinion.  Even if they did, … Continue reading

Posted in Adventures in Bartending, Everyone Else Is An Idiot, I Just Can't, WTF

Three Years, Just Because

This is it.  Today, this anniversary (if that’s what I have to call it), this is the longest I have ever been in a romantic relationship with another person, ever.  Even longer than when I was married (which will sound … Continue reading

Posted in I Heart

The Loss of Wisdom

Well, folks.  Adolescence has finally caught up with me.  Today, at the age of Almost Thirty, I had my very first wisdom tooth carved out of my face. See? I hadn’t been expecting this.  I knew I had a gnarly … Continue reading

Posted in I Hate, I Just Can't


I show up to work.  I get there on time, do stuff while I’m there, and I don’t go home early.  Aren’t you impressed?  You should be.  If my co-workers are any indication, it’s a very hard thing, this thing … Continue reading

Posted in Paychecks Are Important, WTF