Dear Kate Moss

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels,” huh?  You are full of shit.

Possibly also blow.  And almost certainly vodka.  But definitely no food.

PS – If you weren’t so hungry, maybe you wouldn’t have to chew on your bony-ass fingers.

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I'm Erin. I have tattoos and more than one cat. I am an office drone, a music writer, and an erstwhile bartender. I am a cook in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen. Things I enjoy include but are not limited to zombies, burritos, Cthulhu, Kurt Vonnegut, Keith Richards, accordions, perfumery, and wearing fat pants in the privacy of my own home.
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