Category Archives: WTF

Toiling in the Land of Vocal Fry

Vocal fry: the lowest vocal register…produced through a loose glottal closure which will permit air to bubble through slowly with a popping or rattling sound of a very low frequency. (from Wikipedia) Also: a low, scratchy sound that occupies the … Continue reading

Posted in I Hate, I Just Can't, Paychecks Are Important, WTF | Tagged , | 1 Comment

It Never Hurts to Check Your Privilege

Although there were many things I didn’t like about my old job, one of the things I was pretty happy about was my schedule. After about a year of dragging my old bones out of bed before sunrise and feeling … Continue reading

Posted in I Hate, I Just Can't, WTF | Tagged , , , | 1 Comment

Me, You, and the Grisly Deaths of Everyone Who Came Before Us

I recently started watching a show called “Who Do You Think You Are?” and by started watching, I mean that I’ve seen it while skipping through channels two weeks in a row so I’ve stopped to watch it. It’s not … Continue reading

Posted in Stuff I Didn't Know Before, WTF | Tagged , , , | 2 Comments

The Pinterest of Sex

Like most of the Internet, I recently watched the trailer for 50 Shades of Grey. I read the book, too, back when it first came out and some women I worked with pressed it on me. “You’ll love it,” they … Continue reading

Posted in I Just Can't, The Pop Life, WTF | Tagged , , | 2 Comments

Puke Surprise

I’m sure there are plenty of ways to feel awake and energized in the morning, but for me, nothing compares to stepping in and then cleaning up a fresh pile of cat puke. I dunno, there’s just something about the … Continue reading

Posted in I Just Can't, WTF | Tagged | Leave a comment

The Eagle of Self-Evidence

This is a story about America: Last week, I got home from work not really knowing if I wanted to cook dinner. Also it had been kind of a shitty day and I’ve gone to sleep angry the night before … Continue reading

Posted in WTF | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

A Little Bit Braindead

We recently got cable after having just Internet for a couple of years, and I’m slowly easing back into it. Maybe I’d enjoy it faster if I didn’t spend weeknights cooking and getting stuff done; as it stands, I have … Continue reading

Posted in I Just Can't, The Pop Life, WTF | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

I Don’t Care About Your Dick

Here’s the thing about unsolicited dick pics: (Oh, I’ve got buckets of Goldblum reaction photos, so just try me. At least three other candidates for disgust, this one just happened to have the right amount of “really?” in it.) I … Continue reading

Posted in I Just Can't, WTF | Tagged , , | 1 Comment

What You Can Do

Welp, an allegedly mentally ill MRA groupie went and shot up a bunch of women last night because none of them would fuck him. I can’t post his manifesto video here because it makes me nauseous, but for a list … Continue reading

Posted in I Hate, WTF | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Trigger Happy

Recently over on Tumblr, I received a message from someone who asked why I didn’t post trigger warnings on certain posts. It was sent anonymously, of course. They weren’t being fully shitty, but they weren’t really asking me, either. They … Continue reading

Posted in I Just Can't, The Internet is My Boyfriend, Writing, WTF | Tagged , , | Leave a comment