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Everything’s Comin’ Up Something

You know what’s a bush league move? Drinking half a bottle of wine, then a beer, then half a bottle of champagne, and then another beer and expecting to go to sleep without the room spinning out of control. Know … Continue reading

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The Problem With Retention

A lot of people I follow on the Internet have been posting the audio of the call made by a man named Ryan Block to cancel his Comcast service. The call is supposed to be hilarious and awkward as the … Continue reading

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The Betterest

For reasons I can’t explain (partially because I am not a programmer or scam artist?), I receive an influx of SPAM comments whenever I don’t write for several days in a row. This means that even though I’m not writing, … Continue reading

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The Life We Packed

If you walked into my house right now, you’d notice a few things. Namely, the smell of cardboard, the sound of a tape gun, and the way The Cat’s face expresses supreme displeasure over having his house (his house!) upended … Continue reading

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Adulthood: Engage

You don’t need to get married, buy a house, have a kid or know how to decipher your 401(k) in order to feel like an adult. Those things might help, and I suppose that everyone does have different criteria for … Continue reading

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HUSTLE

I started watching Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee a couple of months ago. It’s one of those things that was on my to-watch list for a long time, so long that I’d mostly forgotten about it, and then one day … Continue reading

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The Finger

You know how I know I’m an adult? – I cut myself pretty badly while cooking last night. – I did not cry, throw up, or pass out. Even though it was really really gross. – I stopped the bleeding … Continue reading

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Stuff and Things

Things should be quiet around here for the next few days. I’m flying back to St. Louis to be in Stephanie’s wedding and do all that entails, including wearing a dress and holding a bucket into which strangers deposit dollars … Continue reading

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Password

The next thing I post will be password-protected. Just that one thing, and just because there are maybe two people in the world that I’d rather didn’t read it. If you’re not one of those two people (and I very … Continue reading

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To the Ground

Today is Election Day. I voted absentee because, although R74 here in Washington would allow marriage equality, I feel that keeping Todd “Rape Detector” Akin out of the Senate is more important to me, both as a woman and as … Continue reading

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