Monthly Archives: May 2013

Adulthood: FUCK YOUR DREAMS

For three short days, I was able to enjoy the prospect of getting to sleep in until 7am, starting work at 9:30, and driving home at 6pm every weekday. So, basically, have the routine of a normal human being. My … Continue reading

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Of All the Racisms in All the World

I’m not saying that racism in any form is okay (it’s not, duh), but I find some forms of it to be especially absurd. Actually, before I continue, I feel I should further explain what I mean by some forms … Continue reading

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Doppelgangers in the Jungle

Did you know that you can search for your doppelganger on Google? Forgive me for not finding this out sooner, but apparently you can go to the image search and upload a photo of yourself (or your cat, or both … Continue reading

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It’s Complicated

I made that Probably Paleo Chicken and Sweet Potato thing last night, although it should be noted that I fell asleep about an hour before it was supposed to be done and woke up an hour after I was supposed … Continue reading

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The Fatness

As I type this, there is a Crockpot burbling on low in the kitchen. In the Crockpot is a quartered yellow onion, three sweet potatoes, some chicken thighs, and three cans of El Pato tomato sauce. There are tortillas on … Continue reading

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Medivacation

I’m home again after taking part in the greatest wedding of all time, and like any really cool person, I’m super excited to hang out with the cats and take a shit in my own house. The two aren’t mutually … Continue reading

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Stuff and Things

Things should be quiet around here for the next few days. I’m flying back to St. Louis to be in Stephanie’s wedding and do all that entails, including wearing a dress and holding a bucket into which strangers deposit dollars … Continue reading

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

Rachel sent me home with a half-dozen farm-fresh eggs on Saturday, including at least two Araucana eggs (they’re the ones with that pretty blue-gray color) and one big speckled turkey egg. I made some of them for dinner last night, … Continue reading

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Food and Cats and Books and HBO

We don’t have cable because it costs about as much as raising a child to the age of three. Probably. We had it in St. Louis because having cable and Internet was somehow cheaper than just having Internet, but since … Continue reading

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You’re Not a Revolutionary, You’re Just an Asshole

There was a riot in Seattle last night. Well. A mini-riot. In the wake of the May Day labor and immigration reform march, a group of “anti-capitalist” anarchists wearing black showed up in a shopping/tourism hub (really a small neighborhood … Continue reading

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