Monthly Archives: April 2013

PRESENTS

I’m turning 31 in a week. Actually in one day shy of a week, and since I’m over 30 now, this occasion fills me with a little bit of dread. No gray pubes yet (since Vern asks me every year … Continue reading

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Protected: Ass Beat

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Password

The next thing I post will be password-protected. Just that one thing, and just because there are maybe two people in the world that I’d rather didn’t read it. If you’re not one of those two people (and I very … Continue reading

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Pinabetes

Attention, Ladies of Facebook: You all need to chill the fuck out with these Pinterest recipes. I’m not mad about you using Pinterest to find recipes; I wouldn’t do it, but I suppose it’s not McDonald’s and you may have … Continue reading

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Stay In

As far as Mondays go, mine are usually not so bad. I mean, they’re the standard the weekend is over meets not enough sleep meets overwhelming work shitstorm meets everything is terrible always, but they typically go by pretty fast … Continue reading

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Welcome

When I was younger, I never dreamed about hosting dinner parties. Keep in mind that this was in the time before the Food Network, before food and wine magazines were glossy jerk-off rags (and I mean that in the best … Continue reading

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An Unnatural Creature

I’m going back to St. Louis in a few weeks to be in Stephanie’s wedding, and all I can think about is how I need to find the time to get my dress altered and my hair cut (edited to … Continue reading

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