Monthly Archives: August 2012

Without Condition

“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we’ve got acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor … Continue reading

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Back For Good

It’s a widely known fact that, given access to a time machine, everyone’s first responsibility is to go back in time and kill Hitler. Obviously it’s scary and yes it will change the course of history in ways we can’t … Continue reading

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Nevermind

After a week of shaky knees and pissed off shins, I’m finally able to run again today! I used to look at the treadmill with a resigned disdain, like something that had to be done because if I ignored it … Continue reading

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Hee Haw

When I explain to people that I’m a registered Independent but almost always vote Democrat, one of the most common responses I get is that no party is perfect, and all politicians lie, and toeing just one party line is … Continue reading

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It’s a Beautiful Day for the Zombie Apocalypse

Everyone! I did it! I did my first 5K yesterday! It was hard and dusty and filthy and we were pursued by zombies, and today I hurt too bad to move very much! The weather was beautiful! I got a … Continue reading

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Tits Ahoy

This is what I wore to work today. You can’t see the bottom but it’s jeans, and the top is some loose tank top thing with another tank top underneath. You know, because of decency. I’ve worn this shirt combination … Continue reading

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The Run Will Kill You

In three days and nine and a half hours, I’ll be taking my first steps towards the finish line of the Zombie 5K. I am…well, I’m basically shitting my pants here. I haven’t run any kind of distance since I … Continue reading

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