Monthly Archives: July 2012

LeVar Fucking Burton

Instead of watching the opening ceremony for the 2012 Olympics, I ran a few miles while watching “Bridget Jones’ Diary” and wondering how on earth I ever thought “huh, Renee Zellweger was kind of big in this.” Granted she’s probably … Continue reading

Posted in I Heart, The Pop Life | 5 Comments

Beebs

This is BeeBee: BeeBee is a cat that hangs around our backyard. Well, that hanged around our backyard, because I haven’t seen him for a week and it’s odd for him not to show up at least once every couple … Continue reading

Posted in Everyone Else Is An Idiot, I Just Can't, Photos, Sads | 3 Comments

Strategery

I had my second-to-last appointment for my ¾ sleeve last night. I’d take a photo, but the bulk of what was done is on my shoulder, and it’s that dragging, wide needle grouping stuff that hurts like a bad sunburn, … Continue reading

Posted in Photos, The Zombie Apocalypse

Transfusing the Stone

If my hit tracker and site stats are to be believed, I get the most views if I post something topical around 5pm on a weekday. The thing is, I can’t always get excited about something topical, and lately I’ve … Continue reading

Posted in Paychecks Are Important, Writing

The Gateway Meat

We set a date. While I’ve made no secret of our Seattle plans and I make sure that my Internet stuff is under a different name than my work stuff, I’m choosing not to publish the actual date here. If … Continue reading

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An Immodest Proposal

My friend Joe posted this on Facebook today. Joe is a bartender, by the way, an extraordinary one, and I am a slightly better bartender than him only because I have boobs. If Joe had boobs, forget it. We’d all … Continue reading

Posted in Adventures in Bartending, Everyone Else Is An Idiot, I Hate, I Just Can't, WTF

What Do You Want to Be Today?

“Write drunk. Edit sober.” – Ernest Hemingway Jess linked this on Facebook the other day. I’d already heard about Cat Marnell via outlets like Gawker, coketalk, and pretty much the whole rest of the Internet, mostly about what a shame … Continue reading

Posted in I Just Can't, The Pop Life, Writing, WTF | 2 Comments

Currently Self-Medicating With Tator Tots and Mexican Coke

Dear Overreactors of the Internet: I would like you to know from the start that I am not trivializing PTSD. I realize that PTSD is a legitimate illness/psychological torment, and that in some cases – war, grave illness or injury, … Continue reading

Posted in I Hate, Stuff I Didn't Know Before | 5 Comments

My Paranormal Life

A coworker of mine just returned from a vacation in L.A., where she took a ghost hunting tour of the Queen Mary. The Queen Mary is this really cool historic ocean liner docked in Long Beach. It has restaurants, bars, … Continue reading

Posted in Letters to My Younger Self, Stuff I Didn't Know Before, The Pop Life, WTF

Defenced

It’d been a long time since I killed a bottle of wine by myself, so on Sunday night, I got cozy with a pizza and a bottle of Francis Ford Coppola’s Director’s Cut Zinfandel. The man might not know how … Continue reading

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