Monthly Archives: May 2012

Wow

The surest ways to lose credibility with me are by doing the following in an argument, debate, or other discussion: Talking louder and longer than your opponent/partner (could be either; some people regard any discussion as an argument and others … Continue reading

Posted in Everyone Else Is An Idiot, I Hate

The Beginning

Everyone on Facebook seemed to think it was a joke, but I am totally serious about the zombie apocalypse beginning in Florida: A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on … Continue reading

Posted in I Just Can't, The Zombie Apocalypse, WTF | 1 Comment

In Defense of Oasis

Did you know that you’re not supposed to like Oasis? It’s apparently lame, like this mainstream band from the ‘90s that wanted to sound like the Beatles and eventually broke up because of the tantrums thrown between the two main … Continue reading

Posted in I Heart, Playlists, The Pop Life | 1 Comment

Not a Phobia

I spend a lot of time by myself. Graham and I live together but have different schedules, and when it comes to any other kind of social life, I’m at the age where most friends are married with children, so … Continue reading

Posted in Playlists, The Pop Life | 2 Comments

Office Stuff?

Because I was born in post-feminist America,* I was never taught that girls were not allowed to have any careers other than the below: Teacher Nurse Stewardess Secretary Housewife Ha, I’m just kidding. Housewife isn’t a career. It’s work, but … Continue reading

Posted in Letters to My Younger Self, Paychecks Are Important | 2 Comments

Bossy

I have my yearly work review this week. We’re supposed to have reviews every month, but my boss never really has her shit together on a regular basis and so prefers to haul people into conference rooms when they do … Continue reading

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I Promise I Will Stop Writing About This Now

The other day, I mentioned to someone at work that I’d read Fifty Shades of Grey and was kind of/sort of embarrassed. She asked me why, and I told her that the writing was kind of crap and I thought … Continue reading

Posted in Bookish, Everyone Else Is An Idiot, I Hate, I Just Can't, The Pop Life, WTF | 2 Comments