Monthly Archives: April 2012

Moneytits

New rule of the Internet, everybody! If you’re over 18, employed, childless, not in school, and living with your parents, then you are not allowed to complain about money on Facebook. Especially if you’re posting photos of your new tattoo, … Continue reading

Posted in Everyone Else Is An Idiot, I Just Can't, Paychecks Are Important | 2 Comments

Shotguns, Booze, and Cats With Opposable Thumbs

Have you ever been at the liquor store, checked the time, and thought “whoa, I better hurry up buying this booze or I’ll miss my deadline!” No? Really? Okay, so it’s just me and Hemingway, then. Smaller companion pieces cause … Continue reading

Posted in Writing | 3 Comments

It’s Okay If You Don’t Like Dick

If you’ve been reading this for any considerable length of time, you’ll know that while I typically don’t make or post New Year’s resolutions, one year – and I can’t even remember what year it was, though possibly it was … Continue reading

Posted in Bookish, I Just Can't, Letters to My Younger Self, Stuff I Didn't Know Before | 5 Comments

Pod People

See what had happened was, I promised not to blog about my cat anymore and then I did nothing all weekend but take care of my cat. Only once did I change into real clothes, and then as soon as … Continue reading

Posted in Nerd It Up, Paychecks Are Important, The Internet is My Boyfriend, The Pop Life | 2 Comments

Toof Hurty

The Cat is home after today’s oral surgery. The mouth thing that later became a broken tooth was diagnosed as a traumatically-avulsed canine, which I find weird because I don’t think we should be referring to cat teeth as canines. … Continue reading

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Superior Fangs

UPDATE ON THE CAT: While The Cat was not choking or having a seizure and eventually began behaving normally in the mouth area, it turns out that he did injure himself on a tiny piece of chicken with no bones … Continue reading

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Hail Mary

Like PointFest did sometime in the early 2000’s, Coachella has become too big for itself and started to require more than one festival per year. The main festival (the real one, because I’m old and grumpy like that) happens in … Continue reading

Posted in Stuff I Didn't Know Before, The Pop Life, WTF | 1 Comment

Masochism is Okay As Long As Someone Takes Off Their Pants

No fewer than eight of my Facebook friends ran in the St. Louis marathon today. Eight. And I’m not one of the people with a thousand friends, either. One twenty-eighth of the people with whom I am considerably familiar on … Continue reading

Posted in Everyone Else Is An Idiot, I Just Can't, WTF

Cat Hazard

We wanted to have a barbeque tomorrow to celebrate the removal of years-old layers of dead leaves, sweet gum balls, and general organic garbage that covered our backyard until a few weeks ago. Okay, I love this house and we … Continue reading

Posted in I Just Can't, Nerd It Up | 2 Comments

Attempting the Leap

When Graham and I started dating, he lived in a place with Luke and Courtney. Dating someone with roommates has always been a tough situation for me. Even when I try to be liked, I usually walk into a situation … Continue reading

Posted in I Just Can't, Nerd It Up, Stuff I Didn't Know Before, The Pop Life | 2 Comments