Monthly Archives: May 2011

A Toast to Those Who Don’t Know Any Better

The other day, someone commented on a post on The Val Kilmer Project’s Facebook page. The original post was this: “Nobody doesn’t like Val Kilmer.” Which is true, and a perfect, meme-ish way to illustrate that, like Ferris Bueller, Val … Continue reading

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With Dudes

Almost a year ago, 1/3 of the Little Corner of Moron suggested that we go to New Orleans for Halloween. I said “sure, okay,” and sort of forgot about it for awhile because in the past six years that we’ve … Continue reading

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There’s a Rattling in My Ribcage

I’ve been sick for the past few days. It started on Monday, when I woke up with a sore, dry throat. I attributed it to getting drunk on Sunday night and falling asleep with my mouth open which, while a … Continue reading

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This Goddamn Basement

Last night I dreamed about moving. Whenever I do this, I dream about moving to a big house or huge apartment and everything’s great for a minute, but then I learn that some of the rooms are always locked or … Continue reading

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I Wish You Well (Or At Least Another Friend)

How do you know when someone doesn’t want to be your friend anymore? I assume it’s when they stop calling, or when anytime you make an effort to call and make plans, they continually cancel on you. It doesn’t sadden … Continue reading

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When Zombies Are Better Than Sex

I went to Target today with the goal of finding a maxi-dress. This is a dress that (ideally) is made of cotton like a t-shirt and goes down to your feet, but is lightweight enough to wear in the summertime … Continue reading

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Testing

Remember that time I woke up to an eerily quiet Saturday and became convinced that the zombie apocalypse was happening? I wonder how it’s going to look tomorrow if the Rapture actually occurs. I can’t imagine much happening on my … Continue reading

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Keep Your Ovaries Off of My Paycheck

I got my annual performance review yesterday. My score was good and right in line with where I thought it should be, but there was one area where my boss felt that I could improve. Specifically, I should be better … Continue reading

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Without You or Kirk Cameron

The Rapture is supposed to happen on Saturday. It’s that thing where certain branches of Christianity get sucked up into Heaven, leaving every non-righteous person behind to contend with Tribulation, which is some number of years where shit goes crazy … Continue reading

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The Queen of Ick

Have you ever been squeezing at a pimple in front of the mirror when all of a sudden it bursts and shoots that white stuff onto the mirror surface? Like, it just explodes on you? And you’re half-disgusted but also … Continue reading

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