Monthly Archives: January 2011

A Date If You’re Me

Graham and I are going to see Black Swan today.  This is weeks later than everyone else, which is How Life Works when I have a regular job and he’s a sous chef.  I’ve said before that if you ever … Continue reading

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Broken and Wonderful

Every couple of years or so, I write a love letter to St. Louis.  Not like a real love letter, because that’s trite.  But more like a statement, a testament to why I live here, or, more specifically, why I … Continue reading

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The Worst Whores Are Attention Whores

FIRST OF ALL, someone needs to address why anyone agreed to marry Jesse James again.  The publicly cheating on his wife was one thing – personally, I would never marry a man who 100% admitted to cheating on his legal … Continue reading

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More Like Jury Doody

Jury duty might be the single most inefficient thing I have ever done under the threat of having a warrant issued for my arrest.  Look, I know it’s right of every citizen to be tried before a jury of their … Continue reading

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It Makes the Pain Go Away

I’m not usually interested in the whys of the zombie apocalypse.  I mean, mostly I just want to know how long I can survive without having to encounter zombies on an hourly basis.  The beginning of the zombie apocalypse probably … Continue reading

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Jury Prize

I have jury duty on Monday.  Because I no longer make it a habit to move across the country once every year or so and I also pay taxes/am registered to vote/show up on time to things, I get called … Continue reading

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The Upside of Anger

(…all I remember about The Upside of Anger was that Joan Allen was drunk all the time.  I just thought it was a decent title for this entry.) Someone recently told me that they read my blog, and while they … Continue reading

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Winter Work Advisory

I don’t know what it is about the promise of snow, but the adult part of me is never as insistent as the kid part of me.  It’s not that I enjoy snow; as a grownup, my current enjoyment of … Continue reading

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A Glass Case of Emotion

I was clicking around on the Internet the other day and found this: How Do You Explain Away Crying After Sex?  Even before clicking on it, I knew the answer.  The answer is “You don’t.  You stand up, put your … Continue reading

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I Rue the Krab

You’d think that in my two and a half years of living on the Chesapeake Bay, I would have learned a thing or two about crab.  How to eat them, for example, specifically how to get inside of them in … Continue reading

Posted in I Eat, Nerd It Up, WTF