Monthly Archives: September 2010

Stop…BONERTIME!

Full disclosure: I am hopped to the gills on Allegra D, which eliminates your allergies and makes you feel like you ate a trailer park’s worth in methamphetamine.  Initially, I resisted anything stronger than OTC Zyrtec (actually it’s generic cousin, … Continue reading

Posted in I Heart, The Internet is My Boyfriend, The Pop Life

Women’s Troubles

I locked my stupid keys in my stupid car today.  After a shitty day at work, I stopped by the grocery store and didn’t realize that not only had I locked my keys in the car, but my car was … Continue reading

Posted in I Just Can't, WTF

Team Bayside

You know that headache you get where it feels like your whole head is strapped in a vise, and you can’t make it better because a) you’re probably grinding your teeth at night and b) your hair is too dirty … Continue reading

Posted in Nerd It Up, The Internet is My Boyfriend, The Pop Life

Rock Over London, Rock On Chicago

I saw Pirate Radio the other night.  I liked it a lot; even the played-out classic rock radio standards were well-used and seemed fresh, since the movie did a good job of conveying the context of it taking place in … Continue reading

Posted in Everyone Else Is An Idiot, I Just Can't, Playlists, The Pop Life

Hack

I am not especially talented.  At most things, I mean, the things people are generally talented at, which is to say the things that not everyone is talented at, so the people who are talented at them become sort of … Continue reading

Posted in I Just Can't, Nerd It Up, Writing

Benatripping

I’m in a wedding in a little more than a month.  This is the first time anyone has ever asked me to be in their wedding, which naturally leads to the assumption that I am a terrible friend and no … Continue reading

Posted in WTF

A Good Ass Time

Because I’m no longer bartending on Saturdays, I can spend my time doing other marvelous things with which most of you are apparently already well familiar.  Having two consecutive days to not go to work?  I can go to the … Continue reading

Posted in Adventures in Bartending, WTF

Sprinkles

Ephemera Etc. is one year old today!  Blog City tech support says my subscription has been extended until November, at which point the WordPress export should be available and I’ll move there.  I’ll remind everyone then, but in case you’d … Continue reading

Posted in Playlists, The Internet is My Boyfriend, The Pop Life, Writing

Fake Science

Hooray, I can breathe today!  It still hurts to sneeze, but one night of making myself sleep on my back (felt weird and caused bizarre dreams; what is my subconscious supposed to learn from going to Portugal with Graham’s ex-girlfriend?) … Continue reading

Posted in Adventures in Bartending, Everyone Else Is An Idiot, I Just Can't

Did Atreyu Have Back Pain?

I hurt my back.  I hurt my back while I was sleeping, which is the lamest way to hurt your back ever, and not nearly as oh-jesus-christ-that-must-have-hurt-so-bad-impressive as the last way I hurt my back, which was by slipping on … Continue reading

Posted in The Internet is My Boyfriend, The Pop Life