Monthly Archives: July 2010

The Cut Me a Motherfucking Break Edition

I got a callback about HGTV’s My First Place yesterday.  Today, my realtor e-mailed me to say he’d spoken with her, as well.  “She adores you!  She adores me, too!”  And Graham texted to say she’d gotten in touch with … Continue reading

Posted in I Hate, I Just Can't

The Hooved One

Let me tell you about my neighbors.  Actually, it’s more like just one of the neighbors.  Actually, it’s more like 3 neighbors in all, because 2 of those neighbors determined how I came to live above the 1 neighbor in … Continue reading

Posted in I Hate

Cheese Love

The MLS list has been generated.  The pre-approval process has begun.  I’m closer to buying a house than I’ve ever been, and it’s finally starting to be real.  All the big things start happening in October – my lease expires, … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized

Ephemera Extract

Before I start talking about the same thing everyone else is talking about, per Alex Blagg’s Twitter: “Maybe Inception was just an elaborate inception where the idea was planted in our minds to constantly talk about Inception.” Do you ever … Continue reading

Posted in Everyone Else Is An Idiot, The Pop Life

Strong Like Hammers

Tweet from Friday: “Went on 1st bike ride in over a year yesterday, and nothing is sore!  My crotch is strong like hammers!” Last summer, I bought a bike.  I bought it new because St. Louis is full of douchebag … Continue reading

Posted in I Heart, Writing

Stop All This Please Now

There are two phrases I think people should stop using: “Well, tell us how you really feel!” and “Sounds like a personal problem to me!” These two phrases are not only not funny, but they’re also totally brainless.  They’re my … Continue reading

Posted in Everyone Else Is An Idiot, I Hate, I Just Can't

Dennis On Movies

Ever wake up in the middle of the night and think, “well, that was disturbing”?  Last night I dreamed that I was demonstrating suicide to schoolchildren by repeatedly shooting myself in the head.  I remember thinking “this doesn’t feel at … Continue reading

Posted in I Just Can't, Stuff I Didn't Know Before, The Pop Life, WTF

ICU

I may not have my HitsLink account anymore, but Blog City has a built-in tracker.  It’s okay.  It shows referral pages instead of IPs, so while it’s not giving me a total ego boner, it prevents me from paying to … Continue reading

Posted in The Internet is My Boyfriend, The Pop Life, Writing

Watching People Get Married and Drunk

I’m sure Stephanie will post her review of Dustin and Niki’s wedding in her usual style (which I love because I heart lists) eventually, so I’ll try not to subconsciously steal it away.  But I did want to say that … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized

A Hooker Ruined My Day

This hooker ruined my day yesterday.  Any time I use the words “this hooker” in a sentence, everyone always asks, “how did you know she was a hooker?”  Well, there are several ways I knew she was a hooker.  One … Continue reading

Posted in I Just Can't, Sads, WTF