Monthly Archives: July 2010

The Cut Me a Motherfucking Break Edition

I got a callback about HGTV’s My First Place yesterday.  Today, my realtor e-mailed me to say he’d spoken with her, as well.  “She adores you!  She adores me, too!”  And Graham texted to say she’d gotten in touch with … Continue reading

Posted in I Hate, I Just Can't

The Hooved One

Let me tell you about my neighbors.  Actually, it’s more like just one of the neighbors.  Actually, it’s more like 3 neighbors in all, because 2 of those neighbors determined how I came to live above the 1 neighbor in … Continue reading

Posted in I Hate

Cheese Love

The MLS list has been generated.  The pre-approval process has begun.  I’m closer to buying a house than I’ve ever been, and it’s finally starting to be real.  All the big things start happening in October – my lease expires, … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized

Ephemera Extract

Before I start talking about the same thing everyone else is talking about, per Alex Blagg’s Twitter: “Maybe Inception was just an elaborate inception where the idea was planted in our minds to constantly talk about Inception.” Do you ever … Continue reading

Posted in Everyone Else Is An Idiot, The Pop Life

Strong Like Hammers

Tweet from Friday: “Went on 1st bike ride in over a year yesterday, and nothing is sore!  My crotch is strong like hammers!” Last summer, I bought a bike.  I bought it new because St. Louis is full of douchebag … Continue reading

Posted in I Heart, Writing

Stop All This Please Now

There are two phrases I think people should stop using: “Well, tell us how you really feel!” and “Sounds like a personal problem to me!” These two phrases are not only not funny, but they’re also totally brainless.  They’re my … Continue reading

Posted in Everyone Else Is An Idiot, I Hate, I Just Can't

Dennis On Movies

Ever wake up in the middle of the night and think, “well, that was disturbing”?  Last night I dreamed that I was demonstrating suicide to schoolchildren by repeatedly shooting myself in the head.  I remember thinking “this doesn’t feel at … Continue reading

Posted in I Just Can't, Stuff I Didn't Know Before, The Pop Life, WTF