Monthly Archives: May 2010

SUBMIT!

I went to Ben and Vern’s last night for Ben’s birthday.  It was also a UFC Fight Night.  I’m not so much a fan of inbred, steroid abusing, mental midgets with cauliflower ear growths, but I do enjoy hanging out … Continue reading

Posted in Playlists, The Pop Life, WTF

Consider This

I’m used to getting out of bed at 5:30am, so waking up at 8 on weekends feels kind of decadent.  It’s almost impossible for me to sleep past 8:30.  I have to have been really drunk the night before or … Continue reading

Posted in Adventures in Bartending, Bookish, I Just Can't, Nerd It Up, The Internet is My Boyfriend

Deaf Chords, Dead Ends

It would probably not surprise you to learn that I am generally not a fan of Pop music.  I don’t mean “popular” music or even music that is broadly considered to be pop, I mean Pop.  As in autotune-heavy, synth-backed, … Continue reading

Posted in Playlists, Stuff I Didn't Know Before, The Pop Life

Slide Over Here and Give Me a Moment

I should probably tell you this now, because Graham has already told all of his friends and I’ve said something to a couple of mine. WE’RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!1! Ha.  You idiots.  If a single one of you read that sentence … Continue reading

Posted in Playlists, The Pop Life

Teenage Dirtbag

My 10-year high school reunion is next month.  It’s at a bar.  I don’t remember exactly where the bar is located, but I know it’s somewhere in the suburbs, which is not anywhere near the actual school.  I’m not going.  … Continue reading

Posted in Nerd It Up, Photos, WTF

Everything I Know About MTV I Learned From The Soup

Most weeknights, I watch The Simpsons at 6 and 6:30 and then I walk away from the TV.  It’s still on, but I’m only barely aware of it in the other room.  Monday night, I was cutting up broccoli in … Continue reading

Posted in Sads, The Pop Life, WTF

USA USA USA

My Dad called me tonight.  He consistently forgets that my minutes aren’t free until 9pm.  For years, his excuse for calling earlier in the evening was that he had to get his conversation out of the way before 24 came … Continue reading

Posted in WTF